Are you sick and tired of movie reviews that drone on forever with spoilers and never actually give an opinion of the film? Does it bug you when writers try to see how many big words they can use to describe something you could care less about? Is it irritating to know that the movie industry requires three hundred words to be written about their movie before they will support a movie reviewer?
I am William H. Bowen I am a movie zombie and couldn't care less. When I sit for two hours the purpose is to be entertained. If the movie is bad I make it my bitch in three sentences or less, if the movie is good then it makes me its bitch...it is as simple as that. I have watched thousands of movies and I have an opinion, I will tell you what sucks and what is worth spending $50 for an evening out. If you agree with that idea, then read movie-zombie.com
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