Movie Review "Sabotage"...

This is a great word to describe Arnold Schwarzenegger's career for making this movie. This is like a bad Charlie’s Angel episode only with much uglier people. I give it a one out of ten for wasting two hours of my life.

 

Movie Review "Divergent" ....

Perhaps a better name would be "De virgins"... It's appears to be a movie about what sexually repressed celibates do for fun, which appears to be climbing up on stuff, jumping off, trying to kill yourself and continue laughing, as well as constantly trying to kill each other. This is some serious sexual frustration. OH yes the director has a fetish for close ups of the face between the eyebrows and lips, three fourths of the movie was of this. I was at an imax with eighty foot faces constantly peering our of the screen it was very irritating. I give it a three out of ten for sexual tension...

 

Movies review for "Need for Speed"......

the proper title is need for script, camera man, and a plot. Aron Paul the great breaking bad drama queen was totally wasted in this huge car wreck. Yes the director had a penchant for totaling as many $250,000 cars as possible in the making of this film. The cars got to do the most drama. I give it a four out of ten for car wrecks unlimited...

 

Movie review "Jack Ryan - Shadow Recruit"...

It is sad when you have a great book, excellent actors and the inept ability to write a script or tell a story. This movie grated on my nerves with the plot holes and the horrid acting of the female love interest. I give the movie a four out of ten for the fingernails across the chalk board bad acting female...

 

Movie review "August Osage County"...

I seldom walk out of a movie, I did this one after fifteen minutes. If you like to watch unhappy people argue and tell each other how much they hate one another this is the movies for you. There was no comedy...all drama queens trying to overpower each other. I give it a one out of ten and do not know why I am being that generous...

 

Movie review "Saving Mr. Banks"...

Walt Disney and his struggle to produce Mary Poppins. A truly great film from a historical point of view and also an interesting story on how people use writing to heal from pain. I give it a ten out of ten as something that will make you laugh cry and think...

 

Movie review "Her"....

A movie about relationships, how people hurt from them and why they fail. Spike Jonze does an excellent job of weaving a story that seems so believable yet cast in the near future. The actors were great and the story was a reality statement. I give it a nine out of ten for a movie everyone would enjoy or relate to.

 

Movie review "Hercules"...

Or should I say Gaycerles? This is the gayest movie since the Lone Ranger. The movie is filled with shirtless buff guys in skirts seeing how close they can stand to each other. The fight scenes are jumping around waving swords like batons. I have a couple of questions... Why in gay movies do the always pick the love interest girl as average looking and the guy has a chest much nicer than hers? Why do the proposed evil men always have to kill women? I have nothing against gay movies but to the story of Hercules?? I give it a six out of ten as a movie that will be shown in gay bars for years to come....

 

Movie Review "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"....

Chick flick... Ben Stiller's writing and directing of a movie based on the shallow premise that if you have some adventure in your life and take a chance everything will just work out peaches. Cute movie and some beautiful scenes from places around the world. A pretty good story. I give it a seven out of ten for a good go see movie with a love interest in the holiday season.

 

Movie Review "Hobbit"....

I have stated earlier I hate connector films. This movie just threw out a bunch of plots and resolved nothing and stopped in the middle of everything...the end. Also it was irritating to me that every single scene had a series of "No we can't it's impossible"...then "yes we can, we can do this" about three to five times in every single scene. It drove me crazy that anyone could write something so mind numbing. So if you wish to see what appears to be a bunch of old Star Wars character rejects, bad writing, and nothing resolved then catch this movie... I give it a one out of ten for the worst movie I have seen this year....

 

Movie Review "The Anchorman"....

Well if you do not worship at the feet of Ron Burgandy or appreciate absolutely silly comedy kind of along the line of the "Airplane" Movies then you will hate this film. I went to a marathon that featured the original with fans calling out the lines, for me it was a fun romp and escape into stupidity. I think we all need that sometimes... I give it an eight out of ten for being as good or better than the original.

 

 

Movie Review "Lone Survivor"...

A war drama film based on a true story. It is about the lone survivor from the highest causality day of American soldiers since WW II. This is not a happy movie and will keep you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Mark Walberg does a great job portraying the survivor. I give it a nine out of ten for being a story that shows the great loss that wars cause.

 

Movie Review "Homefront"....

First, Jason Statham does not take off his shirt in this one and second James Franco made an excellent bad guy. These movies are typical action fair, first you need a victim that is happy, a bad guy that is completely evil, some type of kidnapping, brutality, drugs, and a truck load of revenge. Clint Eastwood perfected it and Jason is just another b grade copycat. This one does it all with a fairly good story, I give it a seven out of ten for the bad Franco.

 

  

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2013 Movie REVIEWS

Reviews for 2013 that can help you to know what is good when you go to rent at Redbox.  In the event I view something in this year I will update it as I go the movies are listed as I watched the on chronological order.

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